Thursday, August 6, 2026

Lentil Kale Soup

 Lentil Kale Soup


6+ stalks of celery
1/2 large onion
6+ medium carrots
1 cup green lentils
1 bunch of kale
2-3 cloves of garlic
16 cups of water
2 heaping tablespoons of miso
1 tablespoon of worcester sauce
2 tablespoons of tamari sauce (or soy)
spices - cumin, paprika, and italian seasonings. pepper and salt to taste.

1. Saute onion, celery, carrots for 7 mins in soup pot. add chopped garlic, and spices. continue saute for 3 mins.
2. add water (I boil in separate pot, and add to soup pot)
3. add miso, worcester, tamari sauces.
4. inspect and wash lentils, add to pot (boil lentils for 30 minutes)
5. wash and scrub kale. Remove and discard stems/stalks. chop kale leaves, add to pot (boil kale for 20 minutes)


Friday, January 4, 2008

Hahah, take that you fucking scalpers!



Seahawks ticket buyers have time on their side
Prices are falling as Saturday's playoff game draws near


Fucking scalpers need to get punched. But look at them now, stuck with tickets in their hands and forced to sell them at nearly face value! You fucks thought you could make a dollar, huh? I hope you LOSE Money! And, I hope that stadium gets packed with fans who deserve it.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

even in death, we can be immortal

Vlad Tepes is considered one of histories greatest villians. He is most famously known as a basis for the original vampire. The original Dracula.

He ruled a small kingdom in the Balkans. His subjects lived in fear. His enemies lived in fear. After Tepes would defeat an army, he would impale prisoners on large pikes and leave them in the hills for all to see. He would do this to those not loyal to him. He would do this to powerful families to keep them in order. He would do this to those who broke the law.

The Impaler. Some had the pikes driven up their asses. Others hung by their rib cages. Others would decay and gradually slip to the ground, their own weight and gravity fighting the friction of the pike, forever spiked into the earth. Hundreds of bodies, impaled and hoisted in the air for all to see.

During this time, the Turkish Empire was growing in ambition. They had just vanquished Byzantium. The Fall of East Rome had just occured. West Rome could not muster the chaotic Europeans together to stop the Muslims. Europe could not unite to stop a powerful force like the Turks.

Kingdom by kingdom fell to the powerful Turks. Their ambition was to seize all of Europe. They certainly had the armies to do so.

The Turkish armies approached the kingdom of Tepes. At night, they thought they were approaching a forest. But as they drew closer, they realized this was not a forest of wood, but of bodies spired on 20' pikes. Tens of thousands of corpses hanging from poles. A forest of bodies.

The Turks withdrew their Balkan invasions - The troops feared what evil lay beyond the forests of death. No man was capable of this - It must have been demonic. The troops lost all morale to carry on any further, their leader grew sick and withdrew his armies. One insignifant kingdom buried in the woods and mountains and mists of Translyvania. One man.

No matter how large your enemy is, put enough fear in them so that even in death, they fear you. Even in death we can be immortal.

Friday, December 21, 2007

No November Topics?! Here's one for Christmas...

How did you do on Christmas Bonus?

From my work I got a $50 Gift Certificate for Best Buy.
From my INSURANCE company, I got a $95.21 check.

WTF?! My Insurance company gave me a better Year-End bonus than my Job!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Take California..



Google Maps offers evac routes and a map of how big the fires really are. Pretty amazing technology. Way to go Google. Good luck Cali.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Madness from Toronto!

Where the people are as crazy as anywhere else!



Church of Scientology. Broad daylight. A block down the street, there was a crazy motherfucker who was walking like an ape with a can of spraypaint in his hand. He would leer at people, then get down on his knees and start tagging the bottom of the lightposts that dotted the downtown city street. One dude gave him the most wicked arched brow, and the crazy guy gave him the craziest leer in the world, then walked down 10 meters and started to spray the bottom of the next lamp post. Fucking crazy. Fuck.king crazy.

So, if you saw a guy spraypainting lamp posts what would you do? Would you give him an unapproving arched brow? Would you ignore him? or would you take pictures like I did?

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Packers are 3-0

..And John Madden is creaming his fucking pants he's such a Favre fan.

Therefore, I must destroy old art to make a twisted version of what must transpire through John Madden's mind when he commentates on a Packers game.



Maddenlangelo's The Creation of John

Friday, September 21, 2007

What did you learn today?

So I'm working the lights and audio at the "Fashion Week" at the Bellevue Square Mall right now. This is the first "fashion show" I've ever been to.

You know what I learned today? You don't have to be hot to be a model... Not even close.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

BEER ME!!!!

Hey guys Fremont Oktober Fest. Sept 21-3. Fremontoktoberfest.com

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

BumberShoot

Is any one planning to hit up bumbershoot? If so what days. I Plan on going one day but i am not sure which day.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Updated Profile

I updated my profile. How's it look?






Janwril Mayhem: When are you back from kandia?

Thursday, August 16, 2007

George Carlin Coming To Town

He will be at the Benaroya Hall on September 28th.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday. I'd be willing to go, anyone else? I've been wanting to see him live!

Monday, August 13, 2007

JIM GAFFIGAN IN SEATTLE

So I just bought 6 tickets for Sunday, November 4th @ 7pm.

Price is $50 even per ticket.

I get one, Paul wants one. Let me know if you want a ticket.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Round 2

So after telling everyone at work about skydiving I have a couple of people who want to go. I am also thinking about get certified for solo jumping as well and from how I read it you need to jump every 30 days it order to get certified. I am going to call them tomorrow and get reservations for myself and people from work so let me know if you want to go as well. This time were going to snohomish because its a hell of a lot closer. Let me know by tomorrow it you want to go again.

A Magazine for the Boys Over Seas



Lonely? Need some good animal lovin? Or just like to look at people get loved by animals... Paul... Then check this one out!

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Jeff-Justin Text Conversation

Wanted everyone to see the events leading up-to and following finding out that Jeff was not going to skydive. I burned the shit out of him. Basterd...

Text to Jeff on Monday: You still in for friday/saturday?

From Jeff: I guess :-( I'm piss broke but then again, I'm gonna buy a laptop.

to Jeff: Laptops can wait. You need to live first!

*rest of texts are irrelevent*

Text from Allan Wednesday: Jeff can't go jump because he has pink eye!

I immediately call Allan. Conversation went something like..blah blah Jeff is a doosh..blah blah..pussy...blah blah..asshole...blah blah...lucky he got pink eye because I knew he wasn't going to go...blah blah blah...

Text to Jeff: doosh

From Jeff: fuck that ill still go if u want!!!! Hhahahaa

To Jeff: lol Naw its cool. You dont have to go if Youre scared.

From Jeff: Sheit. Don't use my stripper!

To Jeff: U know u still owe me $30. I put the deposit when u were still down.

From Jeff: Haha np

To Jeff: Call it the Pussy Fee

Fom Jeff: Ha!! I got hosed!.....for the next 2 weeks



SO... I was pretty much a dick to him. But he is a dick for sleeping with his contacts in and getting Pink Eye!