Bill Gates at his finest...

Hilarious nerd parody...

Good stuff for the germanically humored

If you are looking for a good rouse, you might want to check out Didn'tSeeIt.com.

There are some great reviews of recent movies that might provide a little insight into the highlights of this summers blockbusters. They have great reviews for Hostel II, Live Free or Die Hard, 1408, and even Transformers. Be sure to put on your 'german humor' hat before you jump in, or you just might get lost!

By the way, this post sounded really gay because I wanted to provide a small precursor to the sarcasm that was to come at DidntSeeIt.com

Operation Starry Night

"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." - Clerk on Simpsons (not Apu)

I'm planning on spending about $100 on fireworks. It isn't much, but I'll prolly end up spending more eventually. Anyone have plans? I have none yet, but I know I want to cause trouble.

The real Happy Gilmore/Chubs Incident

VENICE, Florida (AP) -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

The link to the story on CNN.com

"Next Blog" Sabatoge!!

Everyone click the 'Next Blog' link at the top and post some gratuitous fucked up stuff that will piss the blog creator off. Post here what their stupid ass log was about and how you defiled it. BE SURE TO POST AS ANONYMOUS! They will track your ass down.


My 'Next Blog' was someone posting as their pet cats. I didn't come up with this idea until after I read their page so I didn't do anything too bad. Just responded with "yer fyuked up". I will do another 'Next Blog' and try to make them cry.

FUCKING GRADUATION!!

Assholes are Graduating on Friday so we are boozing Friday night.

I won't be leaving Bellevue until 5pm so we need to make arrangements to meet somewhere and get Jeff and Allen fuckered up.

I want Allen to puke. He's an asshole. Who's in?

LewiS BLACK

I'm gonna buy tickets tomorrow. Tickets were sold out

From what I remember, Earectile, Adm1n, and Johhny - youse guys wanna go. Confirm here on the board. It's saturday, like somewhere around 7 or 9 o ' clock. So I bet there will be some scalpers. Tickets according to ticket master were 37 to 42 bucks.

Don't mess with the squirrels in Germany!!

Follow this link to see just what I mean...

Squirrel Fight

Joe Rogan handles Heckler

"You're like basically a monkey with a language!"

Never give up, never surrender...your beer

Man shot after refusing to surrender beer

The Arizona Republic

A man was shot early Sunday when he refused to give an attacker his 12-pack of beer.
Phoenix police reported the man suffered four gunshot wounds to the stomach, leg and groin. His injuries were described as serious, but not life-threatening.

The victim was returning home from purchasing the beer about 5 a.m near Seventh Street and Broadway Road when an unidentified man approached him and demanded the alcohol, police said.

When the victim refused, the shooter opened fire with a .45 caliber handgun, police said.
The victim was transported to a local hospital. He is expected to recover, police said.
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/54211.php

I think this guy is my new hero. He really payed an arm and a leg for that twelve pack, and probably didn't even get to drink it.

Muff...errr Skydive Coming!

Only a few more weeks! I need to know who works weekends so I can plan and inform better.

Also, this is a test Blog start.

You Are Free to Post!

Okay I sent out posting invites. Earectile, Adm1n, and Johnny are free to post away. Take it and RUN with it. Freedom to the masses!

I love soccer

Let's celebrate the diversity of hot chicks from across the globe. World Cup Women click here.


So the weather is good today. What's everyone doing after work? Rush hour?

Olympic Death March

Sunday is the day of the Olympic Death March.

It is a hike up in the Olympics.

The best route is to take the Edmonds Fairy and drive up 101.

Then, at Sol Duc, the drive begins into the National Park.

Old Growth Forests, waterfalls, and eventually, ancient Indian burial grounds, which Justin will no doubt spoil with urine.

We begin early..