GOD EARTH

Thanks to Ear/Rectile Dysfunkshun, this must be done!

I think this will be my last blashpemous post for the week.

BTW I Will Be Back This Weekend. Static X on Sunday. If The Weather Is Good, I'm Going To The Beach.

JESUS SHARK

I don't know if any of you have heard of this yet, but some very interesting religious events have taken place in an aquarium.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/05/23/eashark23.xml

Shark's virgin birth stuns scientists

A female hammerhead shark has given birth without the help of a male, after genetic tests revealed that its baby shark had no paternal DNA.





O M G W T F I don't know if you know what this means, but by the title of this post, I think you do..

Jesus has returned to us in the form of a shark. What does this mean? Will we see the same civil, nonviolent wussy jerk of 2000 years old?



(Jesus the 00 AD version.)



OR will we see a Jesus more fit for the 21st century. One that doesn't mind taking a bite out of sin.



(the MEGA JESUS 2000)

Party at Adm1n's

There will be a party at Adm1ns. There is a chance that a century challenge may occur. Other possibilities for this would be Bernards place, Brea's place, or my place.

BBQ Today

Alright guyzzzzz the items listed yesterday are the same items I am bringing. Also I have rib sauce and bbq sauce.

earrectile dysfunction is bringing ribs.

Adm1n is bringing hamburgers and buns and beer.

Also I bumped into Bret at safeway last night. He said he'd bring steaks. holy cow.

I hope the weather maintains. It looks cloudy where I am at.

BBBQ

Hello!

There will be a barbeque on wednesday at my place.

What I have:

• Portable Barbeque
• 1/2 bag charcoal and lighter fluid
• Tongs, spatulas, brush, sauce brushes
• Cooler & Ice packs

NOTE: Cordell is not invited. Do not tell him.

PS: The extra 'B' is for BYOBB

General Mayhem : General Protocol

Hello !

Welcome to the first of its kind - Burn Board. Our mission statement is to reflect and learn from the past, procastinate in the present, and plan for the future.

Feel free to add to this mission statement.

Or remove from it.

Especially the part which says reflect and learn. That part really needs to be removed.