Wanted everyone to see the events leading up-to and following finding out that Jeff was not going to skydive. I burned the shit out of him. Basterd...
Text to Jeff on Monday: You still in for friday/saturday?
From Jeff: I guess :-( I'm piss broke but then again, I'm gonna buy a laptop.
to Jeff: Laptops can wait. You need to live first!
*rest of texts are irrelevent*
Text from Allan Wednesday: Jeff can't go jump because he has pink eye!
I immediately call Allan. Conversation went something like..blah blah Jeff is a doosh..blah blah..pussy...blah blah..asshole...blah blah...lucky he got pink eye because I knew he wasn't going to go...blah blah blah...
Text to Jeff: doosh
From Jeff: fuck that ill still go if u want!!!! Hhahahaa
To Jeff: lol Naw its cool. You dont have to go if Youre scared.
From Jeff: Sheit. Don't use my stripper!
To Jeff: U know u still owe me $30. I put the deposit when u were still down.
From Jeff: Haha np
To Jeff: Call it the Pussy Fee
Fom Jeff: Ha!! I got hosed!.....for the next 2 weeks
SO... I was pretty much a dick to him. But he is a dick for sleeping with his contacts in and getting Pink Eye!
Thursday, August 2, 2007
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