Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Better News...

So, I was reflecting on penetrating Paul's Mom's ovaries, when I realized what the better news was from Tom's terrible joke.

"Then what's the better news?"
"Paul's Mom's crabs are still bigger than the crabs we pulled from your wife."

4 comments:

General Mayhem said...

HAHA THATS ACTUALLY EXACTLY HOW THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAID YESTERDAY BUT I COULD NOT REMEMBER THE LINES. AWESOME.

Ear/Rectile Disfunkshun said...

Need tartar sauce.

Adm1n said...

No, garlic butter.

Ear/Rectile Disfunkshun said...

I guess I'll take your word for it. You would know better than me what your mom's crabs taste like.