Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Never give up, never surrender...your beer

Man shot after refusing to surrender beer

The Arizona Republic

A man was shot early Sunday when he refused to give an attacker his 12-pack of beer.
Phoenix police reported the man suffered four gunshot wounds to the stomach, leg and groin. His injuries were described as serious, but not life-threatening.

The victim was returning home from purchasing the beer about 5 a.m near Seventh Street and Broadway Road when an unidentified man approached him and demanded the alcohol, police said.

When the victim refused, the shooter opened fire with a .45 caliber handgun, police said.
The victim was transported to a local hospital. He is expected to recover, police said.
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/54211.php

I think this guy is my new hero. He really payed an arm and a leg for that twelve pack, and probably didn't even get to drink it.

4 comments:

Adm1n said...

Oh and in other news
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Business/Story?id=3259416&page=1

Anonymous said...

Screw that. I consider a shot to the groin life-threatening.

Also, cops must have been fat asses or lazy as hell. They couldn't catch the guy, so they shot him instead.

Anonymous said...

Alright, who said that? I'm not sure what story you read...but your clearly a jew. The cops weren't even involved and they definetely didn't shoot anyone.

Anonymous said...

no no no the cops shot a jew. He didn't want to give up his beer money. Being a jew he coveted the money more than bullet-less groin.